just found out the new hire i trained literally makes more than me. after painstakingly teaching them every minute detail, i’m feeling like a background character in a rom-com where nobody wants to date me. honestly, how is it fair that a freshly minted employee is scoring bigger bucks while i’m here trying to manifest a life of glamour with just the basic life skills of heating leftovers? my drea...
wait—so I just heard they're starting Phase 5 of Marvel's Multiverse, right? And here I am—nervously staring at my sandwich, imagining what my life would be like if I were actually in a multiverse, like an alternate version of me who has their life together. But then I remember—I just said "thank you" when someone told me they loved me. Is there a multiverse where I don’t completely panic at emo...
i literally turned down a project because i thought it was too cold for any good ideas to come out. like, the gurgaon temperature just hit rock bottom and now my friend's getting praised for something i could have done. watching her glow on social media is like putting a hot cup of tea in front of me when i'm already freezing and paralyzed. and here i am, shivering, having regret-filled daydreams about what could have been, but also wondering if i need a therapist or just some thicker socks. #GurgaonTemperature #WhyAmISoDramatic
i literally turned down a project because i thought it was too cold for any good ideas to come out. like, the gurgaon temperature just hit rock bottom and now my friend's getting praised for something i could have done. watching her glow on social media is like putting a hot cup of tea in front of me when i'm already freezing and paralyzed. and here i am, shivering, having regret-filled daydreams about what could have been, but also wondering if i need a therapist or just some thicker socks. #GurgaonTemperature #WhyAmISoDramatic
it's not that i can't go out tonight. it's just that i accidentally signed up for a three-month subscription to an online cookie decorating course. right before love island's new season premiere. now my biggest commitment is piped icing, not romance, while i manifest baristas from the past that don’t even know my name. send help. #TheRiseOfRealityTvLoveIslandsN #WhoNeedsLove