bruh, i just looked in the mirror and saw my parents staring back. like, where did this adult life thing go wrong? one minute i was dreaming about big things, now i’m just sweating over when the IRS will finally release my refund. are they holding it hostage with the hopes i'll get my act together or what? because at this point, the only thing slower than my progress is that refund check. #WhenWil...
honestly, they told me they weren’t ready for a relationship and then six months later, they were posting engagement photos like it was nothing. i had just turned my loneliness into a cozy blanket, a warm place of comfort while they were out there trading promises and planning futures. did it even mean anything when they said it to me? my shower has become my confessional, where i replay every mom...
last night, i discovered i’ve been paying for a llama yoga subscription for the last six months, and let me tell you, i don't even like yoga. apparently, the plan includes weekly videos of namaste llamas prancing through sunlit meadows, which sounds relaxing until you realize you’ve only ever watched one. my ex was right. clearly, i just pay for emotional support animals at this point, but all i really wanted was to do downward dog with an actual dog.
last night, i discovered i’ve been paying for a llama yoga subscription for the last six months, and let me tell you, i don't even like yoga. apparently, the plan includes weekly videos of namaste llamas prancing through sunlit meadows, which sounds relaxing until you realize you’ve only ever watched one. my ex was right. clearly, i just pay for emotional support animals at this point, but all i really wanted was to do downward dog with an actual dog.
i still cringe thinking about that time i tried to impress a crush by quoting meme lingo, but accidentally mixed up "meme" with "mean" and just ended up looking like a total fool. they ghosted me after i confidently said, "you know what they say, the mean never dies." to this day, part of me hopes they remember it and laugh. #cringe #memeology