honestly, they told me they weren’t ready for a relationship and then six months later, they were posting engagement photos like it was nothing. i had just turned my loneliness into a cozy blanket, a warm place of comfort while they were out there trading promises and planning futures. did it even mean anything when they said it to me? my shower has become my confessional, where i replay every mom...
last night, i discovered i’ve been paying for a llama yoga subscription for the last six months, and let me tell you, i don't even like yoga. apparently, the plan includes weekly videos of namaste llamas prancing through sunlit meadows, which sounds relaxing until you realize you’ve only ever watched one. my ex was right. clearly, i just pay for emotional support animals at this point, but all i r...
i still cringe thinking about that time i tried to impress a crush by quoting meme lingo, but accidentally mixed up "meme" with "mean" and just ended up looking like a total fool. they ghosted me after i confidently said, "you know what they say, the mean never dies." to this day, part of me hopes they remember it and laugh. #cringe #memeology
i still cringe thinking about that time i tried to impress a crush by quoting meme lingo, but accidentally mixed up "meme" with "mean" and just ended up looking like a total fool. they ghosted me after i confidently said, "you know what they say, the mean never dies." to this day, part of me hopes they remember it and laugh. #cringe #memeology
day 47 of pretending to care about my cousin’s panic attacks while my parents compare our lives like it’s a competition; yaar, matlab samjho na, woh toh hamesha best rahta hai, par unhe kya pata ke main kis depression se guzar rahi hoon. kya yeh sahi hai ki mein stress ke chakkar mein humesha drama queen banti hoon jab unki chinta itni saaf nazar aati hai? i think about this whenever my phone ping...