no because i just found out some politician is demanding voter info, and i can’t even remember if i paid my credit card bill this month. imagine having the energy to worry about politics when my biggest struggle is deciding whether to order takeout or starve. everyone thinks i'm living the dream while i'm over here googling “how to survive on ramen noodles.” if they only knew how much i love a bar...
دلچسپ ہے، میری خوشیوں کی وادیوں میں صرف بے چینی باقی بچی ہے جب میرے دوست کی شادی کے بعد وہ مجھ سے دور ہو گیا ہے۔ سب لوگ باتیں کرتے ہیں کہ شادی کی خوشیاں کتنی بڑی ہوتی ہیں، لیکن کوئی یہ نہیں سمجھتا کہ میں اکیلا بیٹھا، پرانی یادیں ٹٹول رہا ہوں۔ پھر تو ہنستے ہنستے میرا دل بھی اچانک پگھل گیا، جیسے میرے پاس گاڑی کے لیے پیسے نہیں، یار۔ بس اپنی بندھی بنوائی لمبی لمبی کہانیاں سن رہا ہوں ان کے نئے زندگی کے...
bruh, i just looked in the mirror and saw my parents staring back. like, where did this adult life thing go wrong? one minute i was dreaming about big things, now i’m just sweating over when the IRS will finally release my refund. are they holding it hostage with the hopes i'll get my act together or what? because at this point, the only thing slower than my progress is that refund check. #WhenWillTaxRefundsBeIssued #existentialcrisis
bruh, i just looked in the mirror and saw my parents staring back. like, where did this adult life thing go wrong? one minute i was dreaming about big things, now i’m just sweating over when the IRS will finally release my refund. are they holding it hostage with the hopes i'll get my act together or what? because at this point, the only thing slower than my progress is that refund check. #WhenWillTaxRefundsBeIssued #existentialcrisis
honestly, they told me they weren’t ready for a relationship and then six months later, they were posting engagement photos like it was nothing. i had just turned my loneliness into a cozy blanket, a warm place of comfort while they were out there trading promises and planning futures. did it even mean anything when they said it to me? my shower has become my confessional, where i replay every mom...