ngl, I just realized I’m super into someone who said they don’t do relationships while planning a life where we adopt 14 cats and become the crazy couple everyone secretly judges. tbh, now I can’t decide if I’m deeply committed to an imaginary future or just desperately need to re-evaluate my life choices at 2 AM, but honestly, can cats really fulfill emotional needs?
the way that i casually checked my bank account and found i’ve spent an outrageous amount on subscriptions that i don’t even remember signing up for—like who am i kidding? the only T20 match i'm getting a kick out of is the one where i watch my money run for cover. now every time i see maaz sadaqat in the news, all i can think is, great, another expense i can't afford—seriously considering a subsc...
wait—so my gym buddy decided to text me at 3am to rant about the winter storm and how we're definitely gonna get snowed in, right? meanwhile, I'm over here Googling “how to bake a cake with expired eggs” because who knew my late-night snack ambitions could lead to culinary horror—now I can't stop thinking about that time I baked a banana bread that turned into a brick. if the Skyway closes tomorrow, I guess I'm stuck training for the Winter Olympics of self-deception about my baking skills—great. #Wivb #LifeChoices
wait—so my gym buddy decided to text me at 3am to rant about the winter storm and how we're definitely gonna get snowed in, right? meanwhile, I'm over here Googling “how to bake a cake with expired eggs” because who knew my late-night snack ambitions could lead to culinary horror—now I can't stop thinking about that time I baked a banana bread that turned into a brick. if the Skyway closes tomorrow, I guess I'm stuck training for the Winter Olympics of self-deception about my baking skills—great. #Wivb #LifeChoices
the way that my situationship just casually introduced me to someone as 'a friend' at that party when my internal monologue was like "wait, are we even friends, or was i just the back-up plan until he found someone better," but now I’m over here wondering if i need to stage my own shaun white revenge vacation to reclaim my dignity because how are we really friends if he’s letting me look like the ...