day 14 of telling my friends I’m too “busy” to hang out when really it’s just that I have about 37 cents to my name and now my best friend is begging me to watch the Wellington vs Auckland match with her but I’m over here googling what “TV license fees” might cost in my area because apparently the stakes are as high as my personal finances and idk how much longer I can fake an aversion to T20 Supe...
people talk about ghosting, but nobody warns you about getting 'lol'ed' after three days of silence like you just won a game show—so here I am, staring at my screen, wondering if “lol” means they were actually plotting their next cereal choice for breakfast or if my life has turned into an episode of an absurd sitcom where I’m just the punchline.
ngl, I just realized I’m super into someone who said they don’t do relationships while planning a life where we adopt 14 cats and become the crazy couple everyone secretly judges. tbh, now I can’t decide if I’m deeply committed to an imaginary future or just desperately need to re-evaluate my life choices at 2 AM, but honestly, can cats really fulfill emotional needs?
ngl, I just realized I’m super into someone who said they don’t do relationships while planning a life where we adopt 14 cats and become the crazy couple everyone secretly judges. tbh, now I can’t decide if I’m deeply committed to an imaginary future or just desperately need to re-evaluate my life choices at 2 AM, but honestly, can cats really fulfill emotional needs?
the way that i casually checked my bank account and found i’ve spent an outrageous amount on subscriptions that i don’t even remember signing up for—like who am i kidding? the only T20 match i'm getting a kick out of is the one where i watch my money run for cover. now every time i see maaz sadaqat in the news, all i can think is, great, another expense i can't afford—seriously considering a subsc...