it’s not that i care about the whole globo situation. it’s just that my boss is watching the news like it’s reality TV while i’m over here typing my resignation in a word document, because honestly, it feels more real than any soap opera plot twist. i hit send on an email and instantly regretted it, but then i realized, no one cares. but what if they find my ‘i hate globo’ manifesto? #Globo #WorkS...
i just realized the Joburg Super Kings vs Sunrisers Eastern Cape is trending and suddenly it all makes sense. while i’m over here strategizing how to assemble my life like it’s a winning game plan, my laundry pile is an Everest i refuse to climb. tried to make a schedule, ended up scrolling for two hours while contemplating whether i should take the bus or simply drift away. things are spiraling a...
the way that my crush left me on read for THREE DAYS, just to respond with “lol” like the conversation hadn’t died a slow and painful death, reminds me that i probably won’t be making plans this flu season. here i am, two weeks in and the only thing that’s contagious is my hope for a response, while flu influenza spreads faster than any of my social skills. it's fine, because at least the virus has better communication than my dating life. #FluInfluenza #CrushesAreToxic
the way that my crush left me on read for THREE DAYS, just to respond with “lol” like the conversation hadn’t died a slow and painful death, reminds me that i probably won’t be making plans this flu season. here i am, two weeks in and the only thing that’s contagious is my hope for a response, while flu influenza spreads faster than any of my social skills. it's fine, because at least the virus has better communication than my dating life. #FluInfluenza #CrushesAreToxic
so my boss just said "we're like family here" before telling us there will be no raises this year—and i swear my immediate thought was that my family doesn’t even ask how my day was, they just guilt trip me about the last time i called.