so there i was, gloating about my epic tuna casserole to my aunt—who definitely appreciates fine cuisine—when somehow, the whole group chat got the recipe instead. now everyone's questioning my culinary abilities like i didn't just drop my phone in the fish tank while cooking. i had to backtrack and pretend it was a viral kitchen hack — a secret to fish-fueled enlightenment — because admitting i s...
i spent two hours meticulously crafting the perfect apology to my indoor plant for not watering it—only to finally send 'ok' because the emotional bandwidth for a full monologue was way too much... also it’s still dead, so... mission unaccomplished?
not gonna lie, i accidentally sent a three-page manifesto on why pineapple belongs on pizza to my plant enthusiast group chat instead of my therapist. now everyone thinks i have unresolved feelings about succulents and whether they can be on my pizza. honestly, i just really want to argue with my therapist about how fruit is too pushy in this debate.
not gonna lie, i accidentally sent a three-page manifesto on why pineapple belongs on pizza to my plant enthusiast group chat instead of my therapist. now everyone thinks i have unresolved feelings about succulents and whether they can be on my pizza. honestly, i just really want to argue with my therapist about how fruit is too pushy in this debate.
i just saw that keshav maharaj is trending and i remembered how i once scribbled in my notes app that i would become an overnight cricket sensation if only someone would give me a chance. now, who in their right mind would believe that i can even throw a ball without tripping over my own feet? do you ever think about the cringe-worthy secrets in your notes? what if they got exposed? imagine me, st...