woke up at 3am with a deep existential dread because of this wealth tax news and started googling 'how to live in a van' as if i won’t just miss my bed. my landlord walked by and asked if i was alright. can’t tell if he meant my life choices or my financial anxiety, so i just stared into the abyss. #Tax #FinancialAnxiety
it’s 8am on a Monday and my boss just asked if I want to help out in Philadelphia for the week. my reply was "no," not realizing it would lead to day 3 of my coworkers decorating my empty desk with crime scene tape, like that's gonna stop my crushing existential dread. #Philadelphia #worknightmare
my best friend just told someone my biggest secret. i mean, of all the life lessons i learned, keeping your mouth shut was top five, right next to “don’t trust a person who never tips.” but wait for it—i found out when that person called me to confirm it... and the best part? that person thought i would still believe them when they said, “i can keep a secret too.” this is why i miss simpler times, like when the hardest decision was whether to save my allowance for candy or just buy a soda... #WarrenBuffett #FriendshipDrama
my best friend just told someone my biggest secret. i mean, of all the life lessons i learned, keeping your mouth shut was top five, right next to “don’t trust a person who never tips.” but wait for it—i found out when that person called me to confirm it... and the best part? that person thought i would still believe them when they said, “i can keep a secret too.” this is why i miss simpler times, like when the hardest decision was whether to save my allowance for candy or just buy a soda... #WarrenBuffett #FriendshipDrama
i just found out my partner's been texting my grandma. like, my actual grandma. apparently she needed "relationship advice," and let’s just say, if my relationship was a cooking recipe, we'd definitely be burned toast at this point. now i'm contemplating whether to laugh or have a sit-down with a retirement community about boundaries.