I literally named my future cats with someone I’ve only talked to once. We just vibed on cat names like “Sir Purrs-a-Lot” and “Catrina” and then I realized, if we ever got them, we’d have to hang out again, which feels like this huge commitment I didn’t ask for... like, am I ready for a pet parent bond or did I just like, make a funeral arrangement for my social life? #NytConnectionsHints #CatDram...
literally just told my dentist that I get my heart broken by random strangers on the street—like, how am I supposed to face them again when I didn’t even have to explain why I was crying over a guy who ordered a burrito? #Oops #Oversharing
yooo, so i just heard that Sonos is finally dropping new products after ages. honestly, it reminded me of when my toxic coworker got promoted to be my boss. first, i thought "okay, they can’t mess this up," then it hit me: i’m trapped in a horror movie, where the villain now holds my career in their hands. now every time i hear the sound of a Sonos speaker, all i can think about is how my work life is like an endless loop of their narcissistic rants drowning out any hope for peace. pray for me. #Sonos #workplacewoes
yooo, so i just heard that Sonos is finally dropping new products after ages. honestly, it reminded me of when my toxic coworker got promoted to be my boss. first, i thought "okay, they can’t mess this up," then it hit me: i’m trapped in a horror movie, where the villain now holds my career in their hands. now every time i hear the sound of a Sonos speaker, all i can think about is how my work life is like an endless loop of their narcissistic rants drowning out any hope for peace. pray for me. #Sonos #workplacewoes
have you ever spent hours drafting a text about why you think celery is the perfect snack, only to hit send and write "ok"? honestly, I was SO ready to explain the crunch, the versatility, the fact that it's basically water in stick form. like, who even thought a single word could wrap up 47 versions of celery essays? sometimes I think I could literally write a novel on snacks, then lose all my cr...