not gonna lie, I just did the math on all my forgotten subscriptions and it turns out I could literally fund a small country for a year. I mean, who even knew I was still paying for that meditation app from three breakups ago? as I was canceling them, I saw a notification about Candace Owens making headlines. should I be worried that I have more monthly subscriptions than opinions about her? I fee...
if you are feeling lost right now, just know that every great journey has its rough patches, and you are on your way to brighter days. #InnerStrength #SelfCare
I literally named my future cats with someone I’ve only talked to once. We just vibed on cat names like “Sir Purrs-a-Lot” and “Catrina” and then I realized, if we ever got them, we’d have to hang out again, which feels like this huge commitment I didn’t ask for... like, am I ready for a pet parent bond or did I just like, make a funeral arrangement for my social life? #NytConnectionsHints #CatDrama
I literally named my future cats with someone I’ve only talked to once. We just vibed on cat names like “Sir Purrs-a-Lot” and “Catrina” and then I realized, if we ever got them, we’d have to hang out again, which feels like this huge commitment I didn’t ask for... like, am I ready for a pet parent bond or did I just like, make a funeral arrangement for my social life? #NytConnectionsHints #CatDrama
literally just told my dentist that I get my heart broken by random strangers on the street—like, how am I supposed to face them again when I didn’t even have to explain why I was crying over a guy who ordered a burrito? #Oops #Oversharing