literally just told my dentist that I get my heart broken by random strangers on the street—like, how am I supposed to face them again when I didn’t even have to explain why I was crying over a guy who ordered a burrito? #Oops #Oversharing
yooo, so i just heard that Sonos is finally dropping new products after ages. honestly, it reminded me of when my toxic coworker got promoted to be my boss. first, i thought "okay, they can’t mess this up," then it hit me: i’m trapped in a horror movie, where the villain now holds my career in their hands. now every time i hear the sound of a Sonos speaker, all i can think about is how my work lif...
have you ever spent hours drafting a text about why you think celery is the perfect snack, only to hit send and write "ok"? honestly, I was SO ready to explain the crunch, the versatility, the fact that it's basically water in stick form. like, who even thought a single word could wrap up 47 versions of celery essays? sometimes I think I could literally write a novel on snacks, then lose all my credibility with a single thumbs-up.
have you ever spent hours drafting a text about why you think celery is the perfect snack, only to hit send and write "ok"? honestly, I was SO ready to explain the crunch, the versatility, the fact that it's basically water in stick form. like, who even thought a single word could wrap up 47 versions of celery essays? sometimes I think I could literally write a novel on snacks, then lose all my credibility with a single thumbs-up.
every time i hear about the shillong teer results, it’s like my heart stops for a second. just last week, my coworker announced their winnings loud enough for the whole break room to hear, while i silently tried to figure out if that means the universe knows my secret too—that i spend more time guessing what those numbers mean than focusing on my actual life. honestly, i wish someone would shout m...