it's not that i was blindsided by my ex dating my friend, its just that i found out through my grandma who thought it was the highlight of her bingo night. i walked into her house and she casually mentioned they were a cute couple while showing me a photo of them feeding ducks. i don’t know what’s worse, the betrayal or the fact my grandma has a better social life than i do. now i'm planning my ow...
just remembered I was supposed to book my flight for that wedding next month. I mean, I thought I had plenty of time. Turns out, I actually missed the deadline two weeks ago and the venue just sent a “sorry, you’re not invited” email. Now I have to confront my friends and explain how I got uninvited to a wedding. I feel like a character in a bad rom-com where I’m the punchline—except this is my ac...
bruh, just got roped into working another weekend. like, literally who do I think I am? meanwhile, marseille fc is out here serving up chaos, and I can't even muster the energy to throw my dirty laundry in the basket. honestly, I’m one terrible coffee spill away from a breakdown, and nobody even knows I am a lifelong fan secretly rooting for chaos in the stands. #MarseilleFc #WorkWoes
bruh, just got roped into working another weekend. like, literally who do I think I am? meanwhile, marseille fc is out here serving up chaos, and I can't even muster the energy to throw my dirty laundry in the basket. honestly, I’m one terrible coffee spill away from a breakdown, and nobody even knows I am a lifelong fan secretly rooting for chaos in the stands. #MarseilleFc #WorkWoes
it's not that i don't appreciate plants. it's just that i told myself having a thriving herb garden was my next hobby. so i bought a whole set, and when they all died, my partner said “i love you” in an effort to comfort me. and in my panic, i blurted out "thank you" like a complete psycho, as if they just gifted me a range of dead mint leaves. now i literally need to process whether my love langu...