it’s 2am and i just checked my spotify wrapped. apparently, my life is a sad breakup playlist and some songs that definitely shouldn’t be there. did i really listen to that sad song about not being good enough thirty-three times? meanwhile, real madrid is out here winning matches and i'm still trying to figure out how to win at life. it's ironic, right? here i am feeling like my ex's reject, while...
wait, so Shahid Kapoor's wife might be getting a movie offer. meanwhile, I just turned down a night out with friends because I “had other plans”... aka binge-watching old episodes of that show. now I’m in my pajamas, wishing I could send Shahid a voice note asking how to manifest a life like that. #ShahidKapoor #dreamingbig
it's not that i was blindsided by my ex dating my friend, its just that i found out through my grandma who thought it was the highlight of her bingo night. i walked into her house and she casually mentioned they were a cute couple while showing me a photo of them feeding ducks. i don’t know what’s worse, the betrayal or the fact my grandma has a better social life than i do. now i'm planning my own bingo night with my duck-feeding squad.
it's not that i was blindsided by my ex dating my friend, its just that i found out through my grandma who thought it was the highlight of her bingo night. i walked into her house and she casually mentioned they were a cute couple while showing me a photo of them feeding ducks. i don’t know what’s worse, the betrayal or the fact my grandma has a better social life than i do. now i'm planning my own bingo night with my duck-feeding squad.
just remembered I was supposed to book my flight for that wedding next month. I mean, I thought I had plenty of time. Turns out, I actually missed the deadline two weeks ago and the venue just sent a “sorry, you’re not invited” email. Now I have to confront my friends and explain how I got uninvited to a wedding. I feel like a character in a bad rom-com where I’m the punchline—except this is my ac...