just remembered I was supposed to book my flight for that wedding next month. I mean, I thought I had plenty of time. Turns out, I actually missed the deadline two weeks ago and the venue just sent a “sorry, you’re not invited” email. Now I have to confront my friends and explain how I got uninvited to a wedding. I feel like a character in a bad rom-com where I’m the punchline—except this is my ac...
bruh, just got roped into working another weekend. like, literally who do I think I am? meanwhile, marseille fc is out here serving up chaos, and I can't even muster the energy to throw my dirty laundry in the basket. honestly, I’m one terrible coffee spill away from a breakdown, and nobody even knows I am a lifelong fan secretly rooting for chaos in the stands. #MarseilleFc #WorkWoes
it's not that i don't appreciate plants. it's just that i told myself having a thriving herb garden was my next hobby. so i bought a whole set, and when they all died, my partner said “i love you” in an effort to comfort me. and in my panic, i blurted out "thank you" like a complete psycho, as if they just gifted me a range of dead mint leaves. now i literally need to process whether my love language is rejection or bad gardening skills.
it's not that i don't appreciate plants. it's just that i told myself having a thriving herb garden was my next hobby. so i bought a whole set, and when they all died, my partner said “i love you” in an effort to comfort me. and in my panic, i blurted out "thank you" like a complete psycho, as if they just gifted me a range of dead mint leaves. now i literally need to process whether my love language is rejection or bad gardening skills.
do you ever remember something important you were supposed to do, and it just hits you like a truck? like, here i am, calculating my entire future based on elon musk's net worth while i forgot to pay my phone bill three weeks ago. now my phone is off, and all i can do is reflect on how elon is off living his life, and i can't even figure out how to tell someone i exist. #ElonMuskNetWorth #miserabl...