i just found out my roommate saw my search history and now we both pretend it never happened. it was the week of the federal government shutdown, and instead of researching budget strategies like a responsible adult, i was deep into "how to cook spaghetti without a stove" because i can’t afford a takeout menu. now every time i walk by them, i can't shake the feeling they think i'm a culinary disas...
wait, so I am literally still thinking about that soccer match like, what is wrong with me? my ex told me he was “just vibing” with someone else during the whole thing. and I was all like, “yeah okay,” while secretly refreshing their profiles to see who he was vibing with, like I am analyzing match footage. then I caught myself wishing I could just manifest a win for my love life, just like I’m ho...
wait, just found out i’m basically running on fumes until payday. my bills are like al-ahli saudi just destroying al-khaleej out there. i scheduled a "self-care" day with absolutely no care to take. then i hit up my phone to find comfort in that perfect playlist i made, only to realize it's dedicated to someone who ghosted me. yeah, my playlist got more love than i did. #AlahliSaudiVsAlkhaleej #SelfCareCrisis
wait, just found out i’m basically running on fumes until payday. my bills are like al-ahli saudi just destroying al-khaleej out there. i scheduled a "self-care" day with absolutely no care to take. then i hit up my phone to find comfort in that perfect playlist i made, only to realize it's dedicated to someone who ghosted me. yeah, my playlist got more love than i did. #AlahliSaudiVsAlkhaleej #SelfCareCrisis
last night, i was wide awake because my brain couldn’t stop drafting a 17-paragraph apology letter to my neighbor for... well, something i haven’t done yet. then i saw the bodø/glimt vs. man city headlines and thought, great, so that’s what real drama looks like. now here i am, stuck replaying their epic match in my head while my own life feels like a game of just... surviving the grocery store. w...