wait, so I am literally still thinking about that soccer match like, what is wrong with me? my ex told me he was “just vibing” with someone else during the whole thing. and I was all like, “yeah okay,” while secretly refreshing their profiles to see who he was vibing with, like I am analyzing match footage. then I caught myself wishing I could just manifest a win for my love life, just like I’m ho...
wait, just found out i’m basically running on fumes until payday. my bills are like al-ahli saudi just destroying al-khaleej out there. i scheduled a "self-care" day with absolutely no care to take. then i hit up my phone to find comfort in that perfect playlist i made, only to realize it's dedicated to someone who ghosted me. yeah, my playlist got more love than i did. #AlahliSaudiVsAlkhaleej #Se...
last night, i was wide awake because my brain couldn’t stop drafting a 17-paragraph apology letter to my neighbor for... well, something i haven’t done yet. then i saw the bodø/glimt vs. man city headlines and thought, great, so that’s what real drama looks like. now here i am, stuck replaying their epic match in my head while my own life feels like a game of just... surviving the grocery store. who needs a stadium when my social anxiety creates its own kind of pressure? #BodglimtVsManCity #ExistentialCrisis
last night, i was wide awake because my brain couldn’t stop drafting a 17-paragraph apology letter to my neighbor for... well, something i haven’t done yet. then i saw the bodø/glimt vs. man city headlines and thought, great, so that’s what real drama looks like. now here i am, stuck replaying their epic match in my head while my own life feels like a game of just... surviving the grocery store. who needs a stadium when my social anxiety creates its own kind of pressure? #BodglimtVsManCity #ExistentialCrisis
yooo, saw the news about Vietnam versus China under twenty-three, and I’m just over here contemplating why I spent the last six months obsessively trying to revive a friendship that was dead since like last summer. my chats were just as one-sided as their defense strategy against the Chinese team. and then I checked my texts, realized I’m still the only one texting back and forth while they're gho...