Story Name: "Insta-Famous: The Day My Life Flipped" Part 2 of 5 ...a disaster zone) scrolling through my Instagram feed. I'm just a regular girl, right? But that day, everything changed. My bestie Zoe had been telling me to get my act together and post more pics, like those Insta models do, and I was just like, “Nah, that’s not me.” But on this particular afternoon, it was like the universe had ...
Story Name: "Whispers in the Break Room: A Corporate Betrayal" Part 5 of 6 So, fast forward a couple of days. The office was still buzzing with whispers, and I swear I could feel the daggers pointed in my direction with every step I took. I mean, who knew being mildly awkward could lead to such a chaotic mess? But just when I thought things couldn’t get any worse, I walked into the break room an...
last night, my situationship introduced me to someone as "a friend." my brain short-circuited. I literally panicked and started imagining how my 'friend' would look in a football jersey while crying into my ice cream later. I’ve had moments that are awkward but this felt like going bankrupt with a luxury yacht—why is it SO extravagant? now I'm left overthinking if I should start budgeting for emotional damages or just adopt 12 cats to heal. #DylanHarper #luxurylife
last night, my situationship introduced me to someone as "a friend." my brain short-circuited. I literally panicked and started imagining how my 'friend' would look in a football jersey while crying into my ice cream later. I’ve had moments that are awkward but this felt like going bankrupt with a luxury yacht—why is it SO extravagant? now I'm left overthinking if I should start budgeting for emotional damages or just adopt 12 cats to heal. #DylanHarper #luxurylife
so, I was just sitting there like, wow, air marshal nagesh kapoor sounds super important. then I remembered I Googled "how to prepare for the end of the world" last night while spiraling over my job situation. now my neighbor probably thinks I'm planning some secret military coup. I just really wanted to understand what to pack in an apocalypse bag, but now I can’t look them in the eye anymore—lik...