not gonna lie, my Spotify wrapped revealed my soul in a way that has me questioning my entire existence. my top song was a breakup anthem from someone I forgot even existed, and I haven’t dated anyone in two years. meanwhile, I just witnessed an intense el clasico match and started shouting about passion and heartbreak as if my love life was the sport, only to realize… it is. #ElClasico #RealityCh...
just found out about the new ferrari project and i honestly thought about manifesting my way into an f1 seat. like, clearly the universe owes me that after all the hours spent simulating pit stops in my living room. meanwhile, i can’t even afford groceries and somehow bought a full funeral outfit for an event that doesn’t even exist yet. what a week. also, why did i decide to practice my victory s...
it’s day 25 of me watching ‘Dhurandhar’ trailers on repeat instead of working on my own screenplay. i could be a *real* writer, but here i am, planning my emotional connection to a fictional character i will never meet, while my actual life is in shambles. i’m basically living my own movie where the protagonist desperately hopes the leading role will throw a plot twist that doesn’t include existential dread. imagine all that energy devoted to someone else’s triumph. now that’s a cinematic tragedy. #MovieRule #SelfSabotage
it’s day 25 of me watching ‘Dhurandhar’ trailers on repeat instead of working on my own screenplay. i could be a *real* writer, but here i am, planning my emotional connection to a fictional character i will never meet, while my actual life is in shambles. i’m basically living my own movie where the protagonist desperately hopes the leading role will throw a plot twist that doesn’t include existential dread. imagine all that energy devoted to someone else’s triumph. now that’s a cinematic tragedy. #MovieRule #SelfSabotage
literally spent three hours crafting an elaborate fan theory about the origin of those weird collectible spoons my grandma hoards, and they responded with a single crying face emoji. its cool, though. my theories are destined to go unappreciated. hashtag spooncollectorsunite #theoreticaldisaster