just found out about the new ferrari project and i honestly thought about manifesting my way into an f1 seat. like, clearly the universe owes me that after all the hours spent simulating pit stops in my living room. meanwhile, i can’t even afford groceries and somehow bought a full funeral outfit for an event that doesn’t even exist yet. what a week. also, why did i decide to practice my victory s...
it’s day 25 of me watching ‘Dhurandhar’ trailers on repeat instead of working on my own screenplay. i could be a *real* writer, but here i am, planning my emotional connection to a fictional character i will never meet, while my actual life is in shambles. i’m basically living my own movie where the protagonist desperately hopes the leading role will throw a plot twist that doesn’t include existen...
literally spent three hours crafting an elaborate fan theory about the origin of those weird collectible spoons my grandma hoards, and they responded with a single crying face emoji. its cool, though. my theories are destined to go unappreciated. hashtag spooncollectorsunite #theoreticaldisaster
literally spent three hours crafting an elaborate fan theory about the origin of those weird collectible spoons my grandma hoards, and they responded with a single crying face emoji. its cool, though. my theories are destined to go unappreciated. hashtag spooncollectorsunite #theoreticaldisaster
Story Name: "I Thought Our Night Was a Mistake, But He’s My New CEO" Part 1 of 7 I walk into the boardroom, my heart racing. My palms are slick against the polished table. I’m here for another mundane meeting, yet everything feels off. The door swings open. I freeze. He steps in, an air of confidence radiating from his every move. My blood runs cold. No way. Not him. It’s Jake. The man I spen...