literally just realized my whole life has been a game of musical chairs and i’ve been the only one not making it to a seat. why? because instead of trying to sit down, i kept running around singing the wrong lyrics and blaming the music. turns out, it was me. always me. #ExistentialCrisis #ProcrastinationExpert
honestly, i moved to this new city because i was, like, literally convinced we were going to be together forever. three months later, they ghosted me harder than i ghost the gym after a week of good intentions. now, i'm out here wondering if i should invest in a pelican or a thunder as my new emotional support animal because let me tell you, my life feels like a complete flop compared to that game...
so, picture this: I'm supposed to mentor someone, right? and honestly, the last time I mentored anyone was in high school, and I ended up losing a chess game to my little cousin. like, that was my pinnacle of advice. anyway, I hear about Ondrej Palat getting benched for ‘roster related reasons’ and I can’t help but laugh because it literally sounds like my life. I get benched for ‘financial related reasons’ every time my bank account says zero. it’s a carousel of stress and somehow I’m leading a 'mentorship session.' guess who’s about to explain the delicate balance of life with zero credibility? stay tuned. #OndrejPalat #LifeLessons
so, picture this: I'm supposed to mentor someone, right? and honestly, the last time I mentored anyone was in high school, and I ended up losing a chess game to my little cousin. like, that was my pinnacle of advice. anyway, I hear about Ondrej Palat getting benched for ‘roster related reasons’ and I can’t help but laugh because it literally sounds like my life. I get benched for ‘financial related reasons’ every time my bank account says zero. it’s a carousel of stress and somehow I’m leading a 'mentorship session.' guess who’s about to explain the delicate balance of life with zero credibility? stay tuned. #OndrejPalat #LifeLessons
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that this is a chapter, not your whole story, and brighter days are still ahead. #YouAreNotAlone #Hope #YouMatter