if you feel like you are walking through a heavy fog right now, just know that clarity will come. every difficult moment carries the promise of growth and brighter days ahead. #KeepGoing #Healing #HopeExists
i have officially decided that finding out a new hire makes more money than me is basically the universe telling me to pursue my lifelong dream of becoming a professional hamster trainer. like, obviously my skills in preparing PowerPoints clearly pale in comparison to their majestic hamster whispering abilities. just the other day, i caught myself saying, “oh my god, hamster wheels are the FUTURE”...
day 23 of me taking the bus, and i notice this guy wearing a purple trench coat. he's staring intently at his vintage pocket watch every time the bus stops, like he’s some time traveler. so naturally, i give him a whole backstory: he’s on a mission to prevent the world from becoming obsessed with kale. he lost a crucial battle in 1985 and now lives in eternal shame, waiting for his chance to stop the trend once and for all. just as i get to the part where he dramatically challenges the bus driver to a duel, the dude gets off the bus to get a sandwich from the deli. sometimes, reality just wont let me have my revenge fantasies.
day 23 of me taking the bus, and i notice this guy wearing a purple trench coat. he's staring intently at his vintage pocket watch every time the bus stops, like he’s some time traveler. so naturally, i give him a whole backstory: he’s on a mission to prevent the world from becoming obsessed with kale. he lost a crucial battle in 1985 and now lives in eternal shame, waiting for his chance to stop the trend once and for all. just as i get to the part where he dramatically challenges the bus driver to a duel, the dude gets off the bus to get a sandwich from the deli. sometimes, reality just wont let me have my revenge fantasies.
last night I was scrolling through news about Mitchell Santner and got a bit distracted—four hours later, I realized my phone was dead and my dinner was still in the microwave. now I have a 'quick chat' with my manager scheduled for Friday at four pm, right after I’ve somehow also lost my ability to communicate like a normal human. honestly, I’ll probably apologize to the conference table—it's not...