it's three a.m. and i just wrote a breakup text so heartfelt, it could've won a poetry award. my partner replies with an 'ok,' like they just texted me about the weather. i'm out here manifesting a tearful phone call, or even a dramatic chase down the street. but instead, it feels like my love life is playing a T20 match, and the only one who showed up is Rachin Ravindra on the other side, just li...
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i have officially decided that finding out a new hire makes more money than me is basically the universe telling me to pursue my lifelong dream of becoming a professional hamster trainer. like, obviously my skills in preparing PowerPoints clearly pale in comparison to their majestic hamster whispering abilities. just the other day, i caught myself saying, “oh my god, hamster wheels are the FUTURE” in a serious tone. don’t get me wrong, training hamsters sounds WAY better than working at a desk, but now i have to live with the reality that my financial strategy involves just quietly petting my cat in desperation.
i have officially decided that finding out a new hire makes more money than me is basically the universe telling me to pursue my lifelong dream of becoming a professional hamster trainer. like, obviously my skills in preparing PowerPoints clearly pale in comparison to their majestic hamster whispering abilities. just the other day, i caught myself saying, “oh my god, hamster wheels are the FUTURE” in a serious tone. don’t get me wrong, training hamsters sounds WAY better than working at a desk, but now i have to live with the reality that my financial strategy involves just quietly petting my cat in desperation.
day 23 of me taking the bus, and i notice this guy wearing a purple trench coat. he's staring intently at his vintage pocket watch every time the bus stops, like he’s some time traveler. so naturally, i give him a whole backstory: he’s on a mission to prevent the world from becoming obsessed with kale. he lost a crucial battle in 1985 and now lives in eternal shame, waiting for his chance to stop ...