no because my side hustle as a professional cactus whisperer is now paying for my essential buttered toast habit. like who needs a stable job when I can talk to plants that don’t talk back? that’s how i roll now. #CactusWhisperer #ButterToastLife
just found out my family has a SECRET that explains why we’re all terrible at relationships. like, we don’t just fumble in love, we trip over our own emotional baggage. so, the joburg super kings vs sunrisers eastern cape? that feels like the perfect metaphor for my dating life. you know, two teams battling it out while i'm here hoping one of them could literally send me a DM, but really it’s just...
just spent an hour writing a thank you speech for an award I have literally never been nominated for. like, I'm over here planning the whole "I couldn't have done it without my support group of four cats and a plant" moment. Meanwhile, I still owe my friends dinner from three weeks ago. priorities, right? #awardwinnerinmyheart #thankyouverymuch
just spent an hour writing a thank you speech for an award I have literally never been nominated for. like, I'm over here planning the whole "I couldn't have done it without my support group of four cats and a plant" moment. Meanwhile, I still owe my friends dinner from three weeks ago. priorities, right? #awardwinnerinmyheart #thankyouverymuch
it’s not that i’m literally obsessing over someone who told me they don’t do relationships, it’s just that i thought we had something special when they smiled at me during lunch. honestly, it felt like the plot twist of my life, until i found out they only smiled at the food truck guy. now, i’m at home practicing imaginary breakups while my phone remains silent. that feels a bit like the way india...