just found out my family has a SECRET that explains why we’re all terrible at relationships. like, we don’t just fumble in love, we trip over our own emotional baggage. so, the joburg super kings vs sunrisers eastern cape? that feels like the perfect metaphor for my dating life. you know, two teams battling it out while i'm here hoping one of them could literally send me a DM, but really it’s just...
just spent an hour writing a thank you speech for an award I have literally never been nominated for. like, I'm over here planning the whole "I couldn't have done it without my support group of four cats and a plant" moment. Meanwhile, I still owe my friends dinner from three weeks ago. priorities, right? #awardwinnerinmyheart #thankyouverymuch
it’s not that i’m literally obsessing over someone who told me they don’t do relationships, it’s just that i thought we had something special when they smiled at me during lunch. honestly, it felt like the plot twist of my life, until i found out they only smiled at the food truck guy. now, i’m at home practicing imaginary breakups while my phone remains silent. that feels a bit like the way india is handling new zealand lately – hopeful yet totally let down. #IndVsNz #romanticdisaster
it’s not that i’m literally obsessing over someone who told me they don’t do relationships, it’s just that i thought we had something special when they smiled at me during lunch. honestly, it felt like the plot twist of my life, until i found out they only smiled at the food truck guy. now, i’m at home practicing imaginary breakups while my phone remains silent. that feels a bit like the way india is handling new zealand lately – hopeful yet totally let down. #IndVsNz #romanticdisaster
honestly, i thought the most dramatic thing that would happen this week was just hearing that HARDIK PANDYA wasn’t in the squad. then i realized my PRIVATE STORY got screenshotted by my neighbor, the one who never says hi, and now he knows about my five-month struggle with adulting that involved crying over takeout menus. like, thanks for the invite to my own embarrassment. guess my life just turn...