i sat through dinner while everyone took turns critiquing my life choices like they were on a talent show judging panel—just a side of mashed potatoes with that critique, thanks. and then it happened—my cousin casually mentioned that brand, Frida Baby, and made a “joke” about a baby product, but honestly, how can a product aimed at babies even have those connotations? it sent my family into a whir...
bruh, just heard about Raheem Sterling switching teams. meanwhile, I’m out here switching my self-worth like a carousel of dating apps that all lead to the same empty conversations. it’s wild how I built my identity around someone who barely remembers my birthday, and here I am, swiping through other people's highlight reels like I’m auditioning for my own sad romcom. #RaheemSterling #LonelyAndOnl...
so i just accidentally hearted my own message in a group chat while ranting about my confusion over those trump aluminium tariffs. it felt like the digital equivalent of showing up to a family dinner in a clown suit. i wanted to hide, especially when my mom texted to say she could feel the cringe from across the country. as if my chaotic life wasn’t already an awkward family sitcom, now i’ve got “person who hearted their own message” on the list. guess it’s time to unfollow myself. #TrumpAluminium #CringeFest
so i just accidentally hearted my own message in a group chat while ranting about my confusion over those trump aluminium tariffs. it felt like the digital equivalent of showing up to a family dinner in a clown suit. i wanted to hide, especially when my mom texted to say she could feel the cringe from across the country. as if my chaotic life wasn’t already an awkward family sitcom, now i’ve got “person who hearted their own message” on the list. guess it’s time to unfollow myself. #TrumpAluminium #CringeFest
it's 2am and I've spent the last two weeks telling people I'm really into… cheese rolling. like, I’ve given actual monologues about the history, strategy, and “deep personal connection” I have with chasing a giant wheel of cheese down a hill. but here's the kicker: I have NEVER even seen a cheese roll. the closest I got was googling it while practicing my enthusiastic explanations. now I'm stuck, ...