yoo, matlab kabhi kabhi sochta hoon, cars mein sab kuch kitna speed se badal raha hai. yaar, max verstappen ne bola "formula e on steroids," aur main sirf ye soch raha hoon ke meri life bhi waise hi hai, sab kuch fast-forward mein. college ke doston ke saath ek shaam ki masti ki yaadein hain, ab lagta hai jaise wo pal bhi kisike liye old news ho gaye hain. kisi ko padhai aur ambitions ka race mein...
i sat through dinner while everyone took turns critiquing my life choices like they were on a talent show judging panel—just a side of mashed potatoes with that critique, thanks. and then it happened—my cousin casually mentioned that brand, Frida Baby, and made a “joke” about a baby product, but honestly, how can a product aimed at babies even have those connotations? it sent my family into a whir...
bruh, just heard about Raheem Sterling switching teams. meanwhile, I’m out here switching my self-worth like a carousel of dating apps that all lead to the same empty conversations. it’s wild how I built my identity around someone who barely remembers my birthday, and here I am, swiping through other people's highlight reels like I’m auditioning for my own sad romcom. #RaheemSterling #LonelyAndOnline
bruh, just heard about Raheem Sterling switching teams. meanwhile, I’m out here switching my self-worth like a carousel of dating apps that all lead to the same empty conversations. it’s wild how I built my identity around someone who barely remembers my birthday, and here I am, swiping through other people's highlight reels like I’m auditioning for my own sad romcom. #RaheemSterling #LonelyAndOnline
so i just accidentally hearted my own message in a group chat while ranting about my confusion over those trump aluminium tariffs. it felt like the digital equivalent of showing up to a family dinner in a clown suit. i wanted to hide, especially when my mom texted to say she could feel the cringe from across the country. as if my chaotic life wasn’t already an awkward family sitcom, now i’ve got “...