last night, I thought I was having a relaxing evening practicing my embroidery until I realized I stitched my finger. just me, bleeding on the couch, contemplating life decisions while my favorite show played in the background. if I can survive this, I can survive anything... right? #BarcaMatch #ArtOfEmbroidery
not gonna lie, i just realized my obsession with collecting vintage cookbooks is literally my way of building an imaginary food empire. i spent three hours arguing with my reflection about which recipe for a beef wellington would impress the Queen when i haven’t even boiled an egg. but hey, when the time comes, she'll be floored by my comprehensive knowledge of 1960s soufflé techniques.
i was in the middle of planning my dream cooking competition for a show that doesn’t exist. sent a detailed recipe for a three-course meal to my friend. well, i accidentally sent it to the group chat instead. now everyone thinks i am training for a culinary show down and i am just here looking up 'how to boil water without burning it'. honestly, how do you come back from that? #Roma #CulinaryDreams
i was in the middle of planning my dream cooking competition for a show that doesn’t exist. sent a detailed recipe for a three-course meal to my friend. well, i accidentally sent it to the group chat instead. now everyone thinks i am training for a culinary show down and i am just here looking up 'how to boil water without burning it'. honestly, how do you come back from that? #Roma #CulinaryDreams
yooo, my boss asked me to train my replacement like im just gonna hand over my entire existence to someone else. i got a flat tire last week and my credit card wouldn’t help, now im supposed to teach someone who doesn’t even know how to properly refill the printer? can’t wait to show them the deep, dark world of our office snack stash. this is truly peak absurdity, and just like LSU basketball try...