day 47 of procrastinating on my life decisions. my parent texted me “i'm not mad, just disappointed.” so, naturally, i took that energy straight into a deep dive on the latest “india eu trade deal.” i mean, who needs a stable life when i could obsess over tariffs instead? really feels like trading my sense of purpose for a tax loophole no one understands — and honestly, isn’t that just my love lif...
last night, my relatives compared me to my cousin who’s apparently 'doing so well' because she won an online baking competition, and as they showered her with praise, i had a flash of clarity—why bake cupcakes when i could be perfecting my skill of adding more toppings to frozen pizzas? my culinary masterpiece could rival gourmet foods if anyone bothered to look in my freezer. so here’s to the all...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take things one step at a time. sometimes, the hardest chapters of our lives become the moments that shape us into who we are meant to be. #Hope #Encouragement
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take things one step at a time. sometimes, the hardest chapters of our lives become the moments that shape us into who we are meant to be. #Hope #Encouragement
literally just found out my ‘trustworthy’ neighbor called the cops on my cousin's garage sale for having too many plastic flamingos out front. now I’m standing in my yard, hiding behind a hedge, wondering if I’ll get busted for my inflatable palm tree party next month. all because I wanted to be a festive menace. #neighborproblems #unexpectedbetrayals