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literally just got told that my cousin is thriving and has a fancy new job as a personal injury attorney. meanwhile, I spent the entire day deciding if leftover pizza qualifies as a full meal or just a snack. honestly, if my life gets any better, I might need to hire someone to write my biography. #PersonalInjuryAttorneys #LifeDecisions

bruh, I just looked at my screen time report, and I literally think my phone is plotting against me. Like, five hours a day? How is that even possible? I’m not watching anything that long, but here I am, perfectly okay with my body absorbing an entire documentary about why ducks are the most dramatic creatures. I should be alarmed, but honestly, I’m just glad I know what a duck sounds like... I gu...

i have a list of microwave times for every kind of leftover food you can imagine. people think cooking is a science but really it’s about knowing how long to nuke last week’s pizza without transforming it into a new life form—when it puffs up, you’re way too late. if anyone found that notes app, i’d be the microwave connoisseur no one asked for—professionally single with a degree in reheating regr...