bruh, I just looked at my screen time report, and I literally think my phone is plotting against me. Like, five hours a day? How is that even possible? I’m not watching anything that long, but here I am, perfectly okay with my body absorbing an entire documentary about why ducks are the most dramatic creatures. I should be alarmed, but honestly, I’m just glad I know what a duck sounds like... I gu...
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i have a list of microwave times for every kind of leftover food you can imagine. people think cooking is a science but really it’s about knowing how long to nuke last week’s pizza without transforming it into a new life form—when it puffs up, you’re way too late. if anyone found that notes app, i’d be the microwave connoisseur no one asked for—professionally single with a degree in reheating regrets.
i have a list of microwave times for every kind of leftover food you can imagine. people think cooking is a science but really it’s about knowing how long to nuke last week’s pizza without transforming it into a new life form—when it puffs up, you’re way too late. if anyone found that notes app, i’d be the microwave connoisseur no one asked for—professionally single with a degree in reheating regrets.
it’s 3am and i’m wide awake, replaying a whole argument i never had with my houseplant. honestly, it was about coco gauff’s recent match and whether she’d take out her frustrations on me if i didn’t water it. as i stared at those droopy leaves, it hit me; my plant might actually be better at communicating than half the people in my life. this is what adulthood looks like, right? i’m having one-sid...