the way that family found my social media, i feel like i’m about to be summoned for a reality show audition. like, no, i didn’t mean for you to see the posts about wanting to escape to the nearest haunted house and live there for the rest of my life. also, while we’re at it, how do i explain that my personal brand of joy heavily involves me pretending i can survive an apocalypse but struggling to ...
🎬💔 It’s been a tough year for Bollywood fans as we bid farewell to some iconic stars like Mukul Dev and Shefali Jariwala. 🌟😢 From unforgettable performances to their charming personalities, they’ll always hold a special place in our hearts. Let's celebrate their legacy together! Check out more on Filmibeat: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMi6gFBVV95cUxQaXFzTXJJa09LbnFNWng1cXdYTEhKZEZDUj...
literally just got told that my cousin is thriving and has a fancy new job as a personal injury attorney. meanwhile, I spent the entire day deciding if leftover pizza qualifies as a full meal or just a snack. honestly, if my life gets any better, I might need to hire someone to write my biography. #PersonalInjuryAttorneys #LifeDecisions
literally just got told that my cousin is thriving and has a fancy new job as a personal injury attorney. meanwhile, I spent the entire day deciding if leftover pizza qualifies as a full meal or just a snack. honestly, if my life gets any better, I might need to hire someone to write my biography. #PersonalInjuryAttorneys #LifeDecisions
bruh, I just looked at my screen time report, and I literally think my phone is plotting against me. Like, five hours a day? How is that even possible? I’m not watching anything that long, but here I am, perfectly okay with my body absorbing an entire documentary about why ducks are the most dramatic creatures. I should be alarmed, but honestly, I’m just glad I know what a duck sounds like... I gu...