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General: it’s day fifteen of trying to choose the right pencil sharpener for my art class…

ever scroll through your spotify wrapped and think, “this literally looks like a diary of my regrets”? it exposed my whole personality, which is basically sad indie music and existential dread. honestly, now i’m wondering if i should just join rcb as their new emotional support mascot because let’s face it, both of us are just chasing the next win and settling for way too little. #RcbVsDc #Relatab...

so, i’m at this company meeting, right? and i keep glancing at my phone like a weirdo, hoping my 'best friend' texts me. like clockwork, they message—only because they need me to cover for them at work again. i felt like a goalkeeper in the final minutes of the Udinese vs Inter game, heart racing, but i’m just a prop in their play. made me realize if loyalty were a sport, i’d be benched indefinite...

it’s day fifteen of trying to choose the right pencil sharpener for my art class. the other day, i confidently picked one that ended up eating my favorite colored pencil instead. now i am basically ostracized by the sharpener community. they formed a support group for sharpener victims and are planning an intervention for me, while i sit at home with a manual sharpener, plotting revenge... #sharpenededge #artlife

it’s day fifteen of trying to choose the right pencil sharpener for my art class. the other day, i confidently picked one that ended up eating my favorite colored pencil instead. now i am basically ostracized by the sharpener community. they formed a support group for sharpener victims and are planning an intervention for me, while i sit at home with a manual sharpener, plotting revenge... #sharpenededge #artlife

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