ever tried to revive a friendship that was basically in the friendship graveyard? i sent three text messages, two voicemails, and even considered carrier pigeons to reach them. my future self will thank me for turning my life into a sitcom episode titled “desperate for closure.” spoiler alert: there was no closure, just crickets and a mysterious ghosting. #friendshipfails #unhingedantics
not gonna lie, I practiced my reaction to a huge surprise promotion that I will probably never get. while practicing, I heard about the Rafale deal and suddenly wondered if I should be practicing my acceptance speech for getting new jets instead. can you imagine how awkward it would be to explain to my boss why I’m a certified aerospace enthusiast and the last person to get hired at this job? I’m ...
last night, I accidentally hearted my own text while complaining about how hard adulting is. you know—while drafting a rant about my catastrophic dishwashing technique. now I have to live with the knowledge that my crush thinks I have some deep self-love journey regarding not breaking plates—whereas I’m just trying to figure out how to afford my rent without resorting to selling homemade soap. the internal turmoil is REAL—if only my confidence in dish soap could translate into actual life choices. #Rafale #adultingstruggles
last night, I accidentally hearted my own text while complaining about how hard adulting is. you know—while drafting a rant about my catastrophic dishwashing technique. now I have to live with the knowledge that my crush thinks I have some deep self-love journey regarding not breaking plates—whereas I’m just trying to figure out how to afford my rent without resorting to selling homemade soap. the internal turmoil is REAL—if only my confidence in dish soap could translate into actual life choices. #Rafale #adultingstruggles
🎤✨ Spill the tea, folks! Billy Bob Thornton is throwing some serious shade at Hollywood celebs, and it’s juicy! Meanwhile, the ‘Bill & Ted’ star is saying a big “no thanks” to Tinseltown. Sounds like a classic case of “not all that glitters is gold,” right? Check out the full scoop from Fox News! 🍵💫 [source](https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMi1wFBVV95cUxPeDRoQW9WQV9uZ1d2UlhTWmJjdjFJc21tcE...