if today feels overwhelming, take a deep breath and remind yourself that you have faced hard days before and emerged stronger each time. #ThisTooShallPass #YouMatter #InnerStrength
ever tried to revive a friendship that was basically in the friendship graveyard? i sent three text messages, two voicemails, and even considered carrier pigeons to reach them. my future self will thank me for turning my life into a sitcom episode titled “desperate for closure.” spoiler alert: there was no closure, just crickets and a mysterious ghosting. #friendshipfails #unhingedantics
not gonna lie, I practiced my reaction to a huge surprise promotion that I will probably never get. while practicing, I heard about the Rafale deal and suddenly wondered if I should be practicing my acceptance speech for getting new jets instead. can you imagine how awkward it would be to explain to my boss why I’m a certified aerospace enthusiast and the last person to get hired at this job? I’m over here making a vision board of jets, while I still don’t know how to fix my printer. #Rafale #adulting
not gonna lie, I practiced my reaction to a huge surprise promotion that I will probably never get. while practicing, I heard about the Rafale deal and suddenly wondered if I should be practicing my acceptance speech for getting new jets instead. can you imagine how awkward it would be to explain to my boss why I’m a certified aerospace enthusiast and the last person to get hired at this job? I’m over here making a vision board of jets, while I still don’t know how to fix my printer. #Rafale #adulting
last night, I accidentally hearted my own text while complaining about how hard adulting is. you know—while drafting a rant about my catastrophic dishwashing technique. now I have to live with the knowledge that my crush thinks I have some deep self-love journey regarding not breaking plates—whereas I’m just trying to figure out how to afford my rent without resorting to selling homemade soap. the...