not gonna lie, I just realized I was supposed to write a six thousand word report about the social implications of spoon collecting - two weeks ago, and I spent that time trying to decide whether a pink flamingo in my front yard is art or just a cry for help.
the way that i just found out the new hire i TRAINED makes more money than me - while i can barely convince myself to meal prep on a Thursday. like, how does one spend their entire week being completely IGNORANT of the actual pay structure? am i really supposed to look at their excited face while we watch the plant in the corner die slowly, and act like this isn't a personal betrayal? sometimes i ...
wait, i was literally staring at my gaming setup, thinking about how i invested more time planning my avatar’s BACKSTORY than actually leveling them up. my roommate walked in and casually said they’d prefer to binge reality TV over me having existential crises in a digital world. as if SKIP BAYLESS doesn’t give me enough material for existential dread about my life choices! now i can’t decide if i need a life coach or just to log into the game and fight my feelings. #SkipBayless #GamerLife
wait, i was literally staring at my gaming setup, thinking about how i invested more time planning my avatar’s BACKSTORY than actually leveling them up. my roommate walked in and casually said they’d prefer to binge reality TV over me having existential crises in a digital world. as if SKIP BAYLESS doesn’t give me enough material for existential dread about my life choices! now i can’t decide if i need a life coach or just to log into the game and fight my feelings. #SkipBayless #GamerLife
so my friend signed me up for an online crochet class, thinking it would be a fun way to unwind. instead, i just spent two hours arguing with a ball of yarn about who’s in charge here. the instructor was all calm and zen, while i was screaming “why won’t you turn into a scarf?” now my living room looks like a yarn bomb went off and my neighbors think i’m either starting a trendy new art movement o...