just realized the guy who told me he wasn't ready for a relationship literally got engaged six months later, like did he suddenly figure it out during a soccer match? I’m over here crying about my ex, meanwhile he’s planning a wedding like he’s Cristiano Ronaldo in a Champions League final. i hope their cake gets stuck in traffic, honestly. #CristianoRonaldo #Betrayal
no because i just wrote a text to my ex explaining why they should apologize for eating my leftover pizza like, literally why do people think they can just raid the fridge after a breakup. anyway, it felt so good writing it, but then i deleted it because the buffalo sabres just lost again and i can’t risk the universe punishing me further with more bad vibes. like, what if they see my name pop up ...
last night, I discovered my old middle school crush is now a high-level government official. yes, THE same one who once cried when they had to pick a fruit for the school project because they thought it was too much pressure. now they are LEADING the entire department. it took them FIFTEEN years, but I also just found out they still throw away their grapes. I do not want to sound paranoid, but someone might want to check the capital’s grape supply.
last night, I discovered my old middle school crush is now a high-level government official. yes, THE same one who once cried when they had to pick a fruit for the school project because they thought it was too much pressure. now they are LEADING the entire department. it took them FIFTEEN years, but I also just found out they still throw away their grapes. I do not want to sound paranoid, but someone might want to check the capital’s grape supply.
it's not that i care about some random students taking their fmge exam. it's just... i checked my phone during my lunch break, and suddenly i was fully invested in the heartbreak of their struggles. i felt the stress level rise, like it was my own exam. meanwhile, i'm just here at work watching my plants die slowly, questioning if life itself is a worse challenge than that 5-hour test. if anyone f...