if you are facing a tough moment right now, just know that every day is a new chance for healing and brighter days ahead. #YouMatter #ThisTooShallPass
literally just found out the guy i trained last week makes more than me. like, he doesn’t even know how to refill the coffee machine. honestly, who decided that giving the clueless guy the title of “senior analyst” was a good idea? i’m over here, dusting my diplomas like trophies, and he gets an office with a view. wild.
yooo, i just peeked at my neighbor's online shopping history while they were knocked out on the couch. apparently, they've been ordering an endless stream of llama-themed knickknacks, and now i'm spiraling about why they need a life-size llama statue and matching llama pajamas. bruh, it's three in the morning, and i'm rehearsing my speech about how they must be hiding a tragic backstory about their childhood llamas. like, how does one even get that far down the llama rabbit hole? suddenly, i’m in way too deep, and i'm the self-appointed llama therapist of the building.
yooo, i just peeked at my neighbor's online shopping history while they were knocked out on the couch. apparently, they've been ordering an endless stream of llama-themed knickknacks, and now i'm spiraling about why they need a life-size llama statue and matching llama pajamas. bruh, it's three in the morning, and i'm rehearsing my speech about how they must be hiding a tragic backstory about their childhood llamas. like, how does one even get that far down the llama rabbit hole? suddenly, i’m in way too deep, and i'm the self-appointed llama therapist of the building.
so i was looking through my old texts and found those sweet messages from an ex. you know, the ones where they were actually trying, and it hit me like a ton of bricks. here i am, two years later, with a fridge full of expired food, questioning my life choices like some kind of sad sitcom character. i could really use some of that energy right now, like a boost to go grocery shopping instead of ju...