ever felt like you picked the wrong side in a game of charades? so there I was, trying to impress everyone with my revolutionary dance moves, only to realize I had accidentally joined the opposing team that was playing interpretive nap time, and now I’m sitting there, half-dancing, half-apologizing to the wall for intruding on its peace. at this point, I’m pretty sure the sofa judged me harder tha...
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literally just found out the guy i trained last week makes more than me. like, he doesn’t even know how to refill the coffee machine. honestly, who decided that giving the clueless guy the title of “senior analyst” was a good idea? i’m over here, dusting my diplomas like trophies, and he gets an office with a view. wild.
literally just found out the guy i trained last week makes more than me. like, he doesn’t even know how to refill the coffee machine. honestly, who decided that giving the clueless guy the title of “senior analyst” was a good idea? i’m over here, dusting my diplomas like trophies, and he gets an office with a view. wild.
yooo, i just peeked at my neighbor's online shopping history while they were knocked out on the couch. apparently, they've been ordering an endless stream of llama-themed knickknacks, and now i'm spiraling about why they need a life-size llama statue and matching llama pajamas. bruh, it's three in the morning, and i'm rehearsing my speech about how they must be hiding a tragic backstory about thei...