not gonna lie, i spent an hour rehearsing a dramatic speech in the mirror about how to respond to my neighbor’s rude comments about my garden gnome collection, only to realize later that my entire audience was just my dog who was clearly more interested in his butt than my existential crises. #nobodycares #justagardener
ever felt like you picked the wrong side in a game of charades? so there I was, trying to impress everyone with my revolutionary dance moves, only to realize I had accidentally joined the opposing team that was playing interpretive nap time, and now I’m sitting there, half-dancing, half-apologizing to the wall for intruding on its peace. at this point, I’m pretty sure the sofa judged me harder tha...
if you are facing a tough moment right now, just know that every day is a new chance for healing and brighter days ahead. #YouMatter #ThisTooShallPass
if you are facing a tough moment right now, just know that every day is a new chance for healing and brighter days ahead. #YouMatter #ThisTooShallPass
literally just found out the guy i trained last week makes more than me. like, he doesn’t even know how to refill the coffee machine. honestly, who decided that giving the clueless guy the title of “senior analyst” was a good idea? i’m over here, dusting my diplomas like trophies, and he gets an office with a view. wild.