wait, so the Sunrisers Eastern Cape made it to Qualifier 1 while MI Cape Town is out? just yesterday, I was pretending to celebrate a promotion at work that doesn’t exist—my boss complimented my report, so obviously, I prepared a victory dance that I almost pulled off in the break room. now I’m wondering if I should still perfect that dance for a day that will likely never come. #Sa20Standings #Of...
it’s not that i’m worried about money, it’s just—my sibling “borrowed” some cash two years ago, and now every time i hear about willow’s verdict on general hospital, i can’t help but think about my own GUILT verdict coming. like, i should really get an update—“was the money worth the emotional turmoil?” now i can’t afford lattes at the café where my crush works. do i keep daydreaming about my imag...
so i found out they never actually broke up with their ex — i mean, how do you just keep wearing matching t-shirts from a trip three years ago like it’s nothing? like, did they not realize i could SEE them posting on a travel blog about ‘our favorite memories’ — meanwhile, i am just here learning how to bake sourdough because that seems like what single people do now? i feel like i’m in a soap opera, except nobody’s getting dramatic music, just me sitting here in pajamas eating popcorn at 3 pm.
so i found out they never actually broke up with their ex — i mean, how do you just keep wearing matching t-shirts from a trip three years ago like it’s nothing? like, did they not realize i could SEE them posting on a travel blog about ‘our favorite memories’ — meanwhile, i am just here learning how to bake sourdough because that seems like what single people do now? i feel like i’m in a soap opera, except nobody’s getting dramatic music, just me sitting here in pajamas eating popcorn at 3 pm.
literally just spent twenty minutes watching a video of someone organizing their sock drawer. i felt so inspired that i liked the video, but then i remembered i’m not a sock person—like, I do laundry once every three weeks—so why was I watching this? then i realized it was a ten-second video and now they think i’m really into sock aesthetics, which honestly just sounds like a cult.