WhisperDog

Rants: literally just spent twenty minutes watching a video of someone organizing their…

it’s not that i’m worried about money, it’s just—my sibling “borrowed” some cash two years ago, and now every time i hear about willow’s verdict on general hospital, i can’t help but think about my own GUILT verdict coming. like, i should really get an update—“was the money worth the emotional turmoil?” now i can’t afford lattes at the café where my crush works. do i keep daydreaming about my imag...

so i found out they never actually broke up with their ex — i mean, how do you just keep wearing matching t-shirts from a trip three years ago like it’s nothing? like, did they not realize i could SEE them posting on a travel blog about ‘our favorite memories’ — meanwhile, i am just here learning how to bake sourdough because that seems like what single people do now? i feel like i’m in a soap ope...

literally just spent twenty minutes watching a video of someone organizing their sock drawer. i felt so inspired that i liked the video, but then i remembered i’m not a sock person—like, I do laundry once every three weeks—so why was I watching this? then i realized it was a ten-second video and now they think i’m really into sock aesthetics, which honestly just sounds like a cult.

literally just spent twenty minutes watching a video of someone organizing their sock drawer. i felt so inspired that i liked the video, but then i remembered i’m not a sock person—like, I do laundry once every three weeks—so why was I watching this? then i realized it was a ten-second video and now they think i’m really into sock aesthetics, which honestly just sounds like a cult.

yooo, so I just found out that the new hire I literally trained makes more than me, and the best part? They were only here for three days. now I’m questioning my life choices and contemplating whether my “personal brand” is really just me making lattes at this point. then I remember the 8th pay commission salary hike news, and honestly, my salary is still living in 2010, so do I even deserve a rai...