not gonna lie, i spent two hours obsessing over a couple in a car at the park, convinced they were in a dramatic relationship because they were having a heated conversation. turns out, they were just arguing about the correct way to use a road map. #relationshipgoals #unnecessarydrama
just saw the news about a terminally ill fan possibly playing GTA 6 early. meanwhile, i spent last night in bed scrolling through online thrift shops looking for *vintage* nacho cheese plates to elevate my 2am snack game. I don't know why my financial anxiety only flares up at the most *random* times, like when I’m silently questioning my life choices while evaluating ceramic plates like they will...
wait, so the Sunrisers Eastern Cape made it to Qualifier 1 while MI Cape Town is out? just yesterday, I was pretending to celebrate a promotion at work that doesn’t exist—my boss complimented my report, so obviously, I prepared a victory dance that I almost pulled off in the break room. now I’m wondering if I should still perfect that dance for a day that will likely never come. #Sa20Standings #OfficeDreams
wait, so the Sunrisers Eastern Cape made it to Qualifier 1 while MI Cape Town is out? just yesterday, I was pretending to celebrate a promotion at work that doesn’t exist—my boss complimented my report, so obviously, I prepared a victory dance that I almost pulled off in the break room. now I’m wondering if I should still perfect that dance for a day that will likely never come. #Sa20Standings #OfficeDreams
it’s not that i’m worried about money, it’s just—my sibling “borrowed” some cash two years ago, and now every time i hear about willow’s verdict on general hospital, i can’t help but think about my own GUILT verdict coming. like, i should really get an update—“was the money worth the emotional turmoil?” now i can’t afford lattes at the café where my crush works. do i keep daydreaming about my imag...