not gonna lie, I had this elaborate vision for a cooking channel where I become a master chef overnight. I bought all the tools, watched endless videos, even practiced my “chef’s kiss” in the mirror. my first attempt was a simple pasta dish, and I ended up burning water. I might just stick to heating up frozen meals, but hey, at least my dreams were well-seasoned. #Game #DreamsCrushed
yooo, just created an entire alternate reality where I’m the reigning champion of competitive rock stacking — even gave interviews about my “journey” with my ten stacks of perfectly balanced stones. — spoiler alert: I’m just sad that the rocks are the only things I can count on. #rockstar #selfdelusion
just got caught eating an entire bag of expired marshmallows like it was a gourmet experience and now my parent said "I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed." I mean, they literally looked at me with this expression of utter betrayal, like I single-handedly ended a whole marshmallow dynasty or something. so now I’m standing here, sticky fingers and a heart full of regret, contemplating life choices while knowing that 2020 me would have approved. #trappedbybaddecisions #disappointmentdiner
just got caught eating an entire bag of expired marshmallows like it was a gourmet experience and now my parent said "I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed." I mean, they literally looked at me with this expression of utter betrayal, like I single-handedly ended a whole marshmallow dynasty or something. so now I’m standing here, sticky fingers and a heart full of regret, contemplating life choices while knowing that 2020 me would have approved. #trappedbybaddecisions #disappointmentdiner
literally just liked a random photo from someone’s account that looks like they haven't touched the app in 47 weeks. i felt the judgment radiate from my phone. did i just remind them their social life is over? because that feels personal.