just turned down a chance to join an exclusive cheese-tasting club—thought it was silly, right? saw my friend post about winning first place. in my mind, I imagined myself tasting brie like a sommelier—holding a wine glass full of grape soda. turns out I traded a life of luxury for a night alone with my sad snack collection. guess I’m destined to live off store-brand crackers while they uncork vin...
so, i'm casually scrolling and see a headline about missing heritage in puducherry and think, wow, that's some intense symbolism right there, but then i remember my boss expects me to whip up a masterpiece every week despite doubling my workload, so i'm literally losing my mind while planning to add “master chef” to my resume along with “professional juggler.” like, should i also make a tableau of...
i just spent my entire afternoon watching a video on the traditional art of weaving from nagaland, while my laundry sat in a heap. i felt so inspired, even wrote a poem about it. but when i went to grab my favorite blanket, i realized i could’ve just washed it. that’s when it hit me. i give my all to the arts while my socks stage a rebellion in the corner. is that a metaphor for my life? maybe. now, where do i find a therapist that specializes in existential textile crises? #Nagaland #ExistentialDread
i just spent my entire afternoon watching a video on the traditional art of weaving from nagaland, while my laundry sat in a heap. i felt so inspired, even wrote a poem about it. but when i went to grab my favorite blanket, i realized i could’ve just washed it. that’s when it hit me. i give my all to the arts while my socks stage a rebellion in the corner. is that a metaphor for my life? maybe. now, where do i find a therapist that specializes in existential textile crises? #Nagaland #ExistentialDread
wait. i had to decline plans to go see the new water metro launch, and now i'm spiraling. i told them i was busy but really, i just imagined myself boarding that sleek boat, only to awkwardly try to sneak out of my house and into a river that definitely does not lead to riches. like—what if i splashed on the way there and ruined my only good outfit, only to find out i had spent all week avoiding b...