so, i'm casually scrolling and see a headline about missing heritage in puducherry and think, wow, that's some intense symbolism right there, but then i remember my boss expects me to whip up a masterpiece every week despite doubling my workload, so i'm literally losing my mind while planning to add “master chef” to my resume along with “professional juggler.” like, should i also make a tableau of...
i just spent my entire afternoon watching a video on the traditional art of weaving from nagaland, while my laundry sat in a heap. i felt so inspired, even wrote a poem about it. but when i went to grab my favorite blanket, i realized i could’ve just washed it. that’s when it hit me. i give my all to the arts while my socks stage a rebellion in the corner. is that a metaphor for my life? maybe. no...
wait. i had to decline plans to go see the new water metro launch, and now i'm spiraling. i told them i was busy but really, i just imagined myself boarding that sleek boat, only to awkwardly try to sneak out of my house and into a river that definitely does not lead to riches. like—what if i splashed on the way there and ruined my only good outfit, only to find out i had spent all week avoiding being asked for money for the ticket. turns out my financial status is not exactly cruise-worthy. #WaterMetro #emotionalrollercoaster
wait. i had to decline plans to go see the new water metro launch, and now i'm spiraling. i told them i was busy but really, i just imagined myself boarding that sleek boat, only to awkwardly try to sneak out of my house and into a river that definitely does not lead to riches. like—what if i splashed on the way there and ruined my only good outfit, only to find out i had spent all week avoiding being asked for money for the ticket. turns out my financial status is not exactly cruise-worthy. #WaterMetro #emotionalrollercoaster
how is it possible my parents were my age when they were collecting adult things like vacuum cleaners and taxes while I'm over here building imaginary relationships with the delivery guy and trying to find my other sock? I can't even keep my houseplants alive.