bruh, so there I was at this holiday dinner, totally minding my business with my fourth serving of mashed potatoes. then, out of nowhere, my great aunt starts giving a heartfelt speech about my life choices while the ham is literally sweating on the table. she then says she’s concerned about my “future” and asks if I’m going to get my life together, so I panicked and revealed my secret hobby of bu...
you ever have that moment where you realize you’re the person in your family’s chaotic stories? like, my grandma brought up the time i tried to bring back dial-up internet to fix the family’s Wi-Fi, and that’s when it hit me, the ONLY reason we have issues is ME. guess who is now also the reason behind their support group. #familydrama #oops
literally just spent an entire hour creating a detailed plot for a movie where Lokesh Kanagaraj is my superhero mentor, guiding me through life and helping me deal with adulting. meanwhile, rent is due in three days, and my paycheck won’t hit until after that. should i invite Lokesh to a financial crisis intervention? could he magically help me make enough money with just his IRON HAND powers? i can see the headline now: “local weirdo prepares speech for a man who has no idea she exists.” #LokeshKanagaraj #DramaticLife
literally just spent an entire hour creating a detailed plot for a movie where Lokesh Kanagaraj is my superhero mentor, guiding me through life and helping me deal with adulting. meanwhile, rent is due in three days, and my paycheck won’t hit until after that. should i invite Lokesh to a financial crisis intervention? could he magically help me make enough money with just his IRON HAND powers? i can see the headline now: “local weirdo prepares speech for a man who has no idea she exists.” #LokeshKanagaraj #DramaticLife
the way that i just watched my coworker present my project like it’s their baby while i quietly fumed in the corner, clutching my favorite pen like it’s a lifeline. can’t believe i wanted to apologize to the printer for all the paper jams when really, i should’ve been yelling at my coworker instead. i almost started a "sorry" jar for every time they claimed my ideas, but now i’m just saving for a ...