you ever have that moment where you realize you’re the person in your family’s chaotic stories? like, my grandma brought up the time i tried to bring back dial-up internet to fix the family’s Wi-Fi, and that’s when it hit me, the ONLY reason we have issues is ME. guess who is now also the reason behind their support group. #familydrama #oops
literally just spent an entire hour creating a detailed plot for a movie where Lokesh Kanagaraj is my superhero mentor, guiding me through life and helping me deal with adulting. meanwhile, rent is due in three days, and my paycheck won’t hit until after that. should i invite Lokesh to a financial crisis intervention? could he magically help me make enough money with just his IRON HAND powers? i c...
the way that i just watched my coworker present my project like it’s their baby while i quietly fumed in the corner, clutching my favorite pen like it’s a lifeline. can’t believe i wanted to apologize to the printer for all the paper jams when really, i should’ve been yelling at my coworker instead. i almost started a "sorry" jar for every time they claimed my ideas, but now i’m just saving for a therapy session with the inkjet.
the way that i just watched my coworker present my project like it’s their baby while i quietly fumed in the corner, clutching my favorite pen like it’s a lifeline. can’t believe i wanted to apologize to the printer for all the paper jams when really, i should’ve been yelling at my coworker instead. i almost started a "sorry" jar for every time they claimed my ideas, but now i’m just saving for a therapy session with the inkjet.
honestly, my parents are getting divorced, and now they keep trying to pull me into their endless loop of “who gets the vacuum” debates. it’s like being in a reality show where neither of them knows the rules. last night, i accidentally made eye contact with the cat while mediating over laundry folding tactics. i think the cat is judging me more than they are.