no because, my family group chat has officially turned into a high-stakes game show and I am NOT the host. the way my cousin just dropped a twenty minute voice memo about her new essential oil obsession while my uncle insists on sending motivational quotes as if we’re in a competitive spiritual journey. honestly, i had to mute it because my mother started sending back-to-back "just checking in" te...
sent a text saying “I will fight anyone who insults your nachos” and now I’m glued to my phone watching those three dots like my entire social life depends on it. I can hear my own heartbeat echoing through my ears, just praying they don’t reply with “who dis.” also, who knew defending nachos could turn me into a self-proclaimed warrior. #nachosforever #textingregrets
last night, i found myself crying over a bunch of bananas that went bad. felt like they were the only thing i could count on, you know? i realized in a week, they would’ve been replaced by a fresh bunch with no regrets. turns out my loyalty to a bunch of fruit was stronger than my last job.
last night, i found myself crying over a bunch of bananas that went bad. felt like they were the only thing i could count on, you know? i realized in a week, they would’ve been replaced by a fresh bunch with no regrets. turns out my loyalty to a bunch of fruit was stronger than my last job.
have you ever caught yourself googling "how to remove the smell of burnt popcorn from curtains"? literally just me, an adult who can operate a microwave, asking the internet what my parents should probably know. what is wrong with me? I do not need to exist in this state of domestic confusion. #adultingstruggles #literallyme