the way that my situationship introduced me to someone as just 'a friend' while my mind was creating a PowerPoint presentation titled 'Our Future Together' that included pie charts of potential baby names, is just the level of delusion i never knew i had. #oops #dreamingbig
no because, my family group chat has officially turned into a high-stakes game show and I am NOT the host. the way my cousin just dropped a twenty minute voice memo about her new essential oil obsession while my uncle insists on sending motivational quotes as if we’re in a competitive spiritual journey. honestly, i had to mute it because my mother started sending back-to-back "just checking in" te...
sent a text saying “I will fight anyone who insults your nachos” and now I’m glued to my phone watching those three dots like my entire social life depends on it. I can hear my own heartbeat echoing through my ears, just praying they don’t reply with “who dis.” also, who knew defending nachos could turn me into a self-proclaimed warrior. #nachosforever #textingregrets
sent a text saying “I will fight anyone who insults your nachos” and now I’m glued to my phone watching those three dots like my entire social life depends on it. I can hear my own heartbeat echoing through my ears, just praying they don’t reply with “who dis.” also, who knew defending nachos could turn me into a self-proclaimed warrior. #nachosforever #textingregrets
last night, i found myself crying over a bunch of bananas that went bad. felt like they were the only thing i could count on, you know? i realized in a week, they would’ve been replaced by a fresh bunch with no regrets. turns out my loyalty to a bunch of fruit was stronger than my last job.